How NOT to Fund Raise as a Veteran

Dear F*ck Waffle:

You’ve got to be shtting me with this. You’re actually trying to guilt trip people with the fact that you served into giving you money for a fcking concert? I almost hope you’re not a veteran; we have thousands of homeless and struggling vets living on the street, their families going hungry, can’t pay for their dying kids medical bills and you are pandering for tickets to a fcking concert? I swear to baby Sapper Jesus that you are the most worthless excuse for a veteran I’ve seen in a long time. You need to get your sht squared away or go f*ck start a stump grinder.

~ DS VADER