Dependazilla is Back, and Madder Than Ever

A little while back we posted THIS ARTICLE highlighting the scathing hate mail we received in our story submission system from an Army Wife with a “bachlors degree in womens studies ” that took issue with us and our fans poking fun at “dependas”. Naturally we had to make sure her message was heard so we posted it to the site, and then I went through and posted the corrections to all her errors using my HS education.

Her original message:

From: f*ck@you.com

Location: f*ck you

“IM going to start these by saying i am a army wife with a bachlors degree in womens studies so i KNOW that you idiots are full of sht when you constantly bash women and army wifes for being lazy and fat? are you fcking serious and yes we do serve as much as our husband we keep the homes in order and the kids safe while you get to go run around and play solider. its fcking bullsht and its a full time job for us so get down off your hi horses and calm the fck down with that stupid sht it pisses me off. sometimes we get a little overweight from not having time to go to the gym and stuff but human anitomy shows that woman are supposed to have some fat. so shut the fck up and man up you stupid little boys. i could easy get a job if i wanted especially since i am a college graduate and hard worker but id rather not put my kids in day care and let someone else raise them. so go fck yourselfs and get off army wifes dicks! we are not f*cking dependas you men are! you dependa on us to take care of you the kids and the house. ok im done peace”

Well, I happened to be going through our story submission system and came across a follow up message from a week after we posted the article. This lady doesn’t get it…

From: suckadick?@f*ck.you

Location: hahawow@f*ck.you

Message: “wow u little men think ur so fcking funny huh making fun of a military spouse? dependa? really? how fcking old are u microdick assholes… and all of ur stupid little followers making fun of my degree? wow im so affended by idiots that cant even graduate from high school and joined the army. does it upset u that a women like me is successful and educated? when u idiots cant even handle life without being baby sat like little children. ur a f*cking joke and ur followers can suck my dick (no i dont really have 1 dumbasses) haters only hate me because they cant be me (; ull never be on my level little boys so go keep playing soldier while having ur daddy general or whoever it is boss u around like a slave haha!!”

For the record: Yes, I find us and our followers quite funny. You have to have a HS Diploma or GED to join the Army. I would not call you educated. I feel sorry for your husband.