Story #1733

One lovely winter morning at kapooka, we were in the mess ready for a feed. Let’s call this fella recruit M, decides to look around checking everyone out, for a split second catches the eye of one of the most ruthless Seco’s at basic, Cpl S, I swear to fuck this mans movement was so smooth he might as well moonwalked up to recruit M’s face and with the most menacing stare simply asked, “you think I’m pretty cunt? You wanna fuck me recruit?” And without missing a beat, recruit M replies, “if you can handle the pain I can handle the smell Cpl” … Never have I seen knife hands thrown with such precision and speed. Pretty sure 3 or 4 new swear words were also made in the process…