Story #1758

So I’m a reclass it’s my second day here in infantry OSUT. Being a former MP and combat vet I am used to crazy shit NCOs say. Well DS M decideds to fuck the platoon up for our bay looking like the homeless live in it. As we are in the front leaning rest he is yelling and explaining why we suck at life and should have joined the circus while treating to tiger uppercut those on their knees. He says.

Privates! You must be dress right dress in my bay at all times.

Even god will be dress right dress here.

If he is not….then he is a turd.

Needless to say I was glad I came back in and got fucked up more for laughing hard.