Story #1967

Ft Benning 2010Â

Going through osut with my platoon was one of my best memories I ever had. I’ll try and say as much as I can so the people who were there might recognize this but we had this one DS who I’ll call BG. Fucker was straight up crazy especially if he was in cq he would always find ways to fuck with us privates. Well every time mail call came up he would open the letters and inspect whatever pictures we were sent and always asked if the girls in the pictures whether it be mom’s, girl friends, sisters, even grandma’s he didn’t care and he would always ask the one question “does she take it in the ass, I need to find me a good ol girl who will take it in the ass and clean it off” well he happened to find my mom very attractive and would always asked me “PVT does she take it up the butt and is she coming to family day so I can meet her” and I would respond with DS BG idk but if you want feel free to ask her yourself. So the days winding up to family day he would always ask is she coming or what I might just wind up being your next step daddy. So the day finally comes we’ve all been waiting for as were marching to the field he’s asking me in formation if she’s going to be there and I say yeah I’m pretty sure so after the ceremony he walks up to my momma and straight up ask her if she was single that hed like to take her out then turns to me with a big ol evil grin he was famous for and says I’m just kidding I’m happily married and your son was an excellent PVT. He was a crazy sob alright though. Would talk bout how he drank so much vodka and beer.

Submitted September 17, 2015