Story #2238

My stories are pretty typical of everyone else’s. But here are some great one liners that are notable.

“Yeah Privates, I got a family. I got a sister…she’s a fucking whore.”

While demonstrating how to fold socks (no denying I was 11B now) “If you folded the sock properly Private, one end looks like a…like a…like a fucking smiley face. The other end looks like a …like a…well fuck…looks like the other end of a fucking folded pair of socks!”

“I got a family Privates. A wife and two kids. I fucking hate them all.”

“Who here eats pussy? Good men. You don’t private? Why do black guys always say they dont eat pussy? I’ve seen that picture of your girl in your locker. I’d bury my face in that. Like a fucking PC mask.”

One guy got a staff infection, poor bastard. “Private if you get within 20 feet of me I’ll flash back to Fallujah and fucking murder you. The Army will understand.”

“Privates I just got a phone call from the police. Someone broke in my apartment and stole my fucking XBox. I know who did it. I’m leaving now don’t fuck up and when the MP’s come in a few hours you’ll tell them I just left. That’s how you handle business privates.”

“I fucking hate you all. I hope you all fucking die in Iraq.”