Story #2315

So we were at the end of our cycle, and had this stupid peer evaluation we had to do. Private D decided to go to senior drill Sgt and tell him that its not right to single out a soldier you don’t think should be in the army. Well a couple of days go by and the other drill sgts find out and tell us to go get in full battle rattle. So we all did and went to the PT pit. We all got on line. They call out pvt D and say If you move, you will be kicked out of the military. For the rest of us we had to low crawl to the half way Mark, stand up, say “thank you pvt D” and low crawl to the end, and stand up and say it again. This probably went on for 40-60 minutes, at this point private D is crying, we are just saying his last name at him, at you can see other drill sgts yelling at him. It was hard not to laugh (his name has dick in it, so it was even funnier when they would blast him) then we all stood up, and went to the middle, and watched him low crawl by himself, and this time he would say “you’re welcome!” Still crying. Not a bad, or hard ass story. Just funny.