Story #2321

It’s the first day of basic for me and my fellow battle buddies. We go through the starting hell and hope we can make it to dinner without breaking down. After dinner chow we are in the bay getting our stuff set up and our SDS walks in. He gives us a block of instructions and then rushes us to get it done. After failing miserably he smokes us till we are dying. Pvt B stands up and then throws up hello and watermelon all over the floor and on the SDS boots. Our SDS loses his cool and makes him clean up the puke and then makes him clean his boots until they look clean and don’t stink of puke. From that day on he earned the nickname jello man