Story #2347

So we were about halfway through basic and we had this one pvt, we’ll call him pvt Quitter, who had told the DS he wanted to quit on day one. Obviously that’s pretty pitiful considering we had only gone through the shark attack. But Pvt Quitter also had an attitude problem as a hold over, so he was constantly being screamed at and smoked. But today was a special day for our dear friend Pvt quitter, because a week or so earlier he had been bragging about “hitting women for fun”. Well, our senior DS and 3 other female DS’s caught wind of it and were furious. We were in our respective platoon formations on the drill pad when the DS’s went into the office. The returned about 20 minutes later and all the female DS’s were in their ASU’s… Yes, they put on ASU’s for this unholy smoke session that was about to come down on Pvt Quitter. All 3 were red in the face when they called him front and center. And that’s when all 3 lost their minds. They had him in the front leaning rest while they were smacking the concrete in front of him screaming telling to “HIT ME THEN CMON BRING IT HIT ME PVT HIT ME I F*CKING DARE YOU” and they took turns smoking him and screaming, all while we had to stand at attention and not laugh. This smoke session went on for about an hour plus. To this day I’m pretty sure that the burn marks are still on that drill pad, as a monument to the tremendous flamming that Pvt Quitter received.