Story #2166

So it’s about 4 days before FTX 1, and one of our Drill Sgts, Drill Sgt A is giving us a block of instruction on digging hasty fighting positions. Well he’s showing us all of the different things we needed to do, and the shape and what not, then makes the grand mistake of asking if we had any questions. Of course someone asks a stupid question, and he just pauses. (I know if I told you what the question was it would make the story funnier, as well as putting the DS’s response into context…but I wont.) He looks forward, and just says “Privates, honestly if a wall and a retard had a baby, you’d be the result.” (I’ll pause and let you write that one down.) … (OK, we are done here.)