Story #2194
It the middle of August and hot as hell. We were a week into basic DS.Y a 5 Ft 6 in ball of South Korean crazy. We were about a half mile into our first road march. He is running up and yelling and cussing at us to keep our intervals in broken English. I could only understand about every third or fourth word. He brought us to a short halt and brings us in so we all could hear. He says “if you private don’t get your interval and stop fucking off I go home. I go home you hear me. Now get back to your spots we continue road march.” Not 10 min later we were not keeping our intervals again. Here comes DS.Y ‘You fuckers do this on purpose. Fuck you, Fuck all of you I go home. I so mad I can’t speak english anymore.” Then proceeded to cuss us out in South Korean. We get back to the barracks expecting to see him their to smoke us but he did not show back up for 2 days. Then said ‘you fuckers had me so mad I had to take 2 days off.’