Story #2205

Summer of 09′ in a-co Sandhill. Drill sergeant W. Put us at attention and seemed to have vanished. After about 20 minutes we all start to get pretty restless standing out in the heat. The first Pvt. To break was Pvt H. He reached up for his hydration bladder tube and started to drink from it. Out of nowhere drill sergeant W. Comes around the corner screaming at Pvt H. To take “that dick” out of his mouth while in the position of attention. DS W. Instructs him to get on his knees with the hose in his mouth, wrap both hands around it, and pretend he’s giving head to it. Private H. reluctantly did as he was told. At which point most of us start busting up laughing. DS W. Screamed at us asking if it was funny? In which some dude replied that it was pretty damn funny. I thought for sure we were gonna get smoked, but the gods smiled upon us that day, and the DS simply said ” it is pretty damn funny!”