Story #2281

We were in formation about 4 weeks into training and DS come out to the CTA. As per usual someone was fucked up… DS proceeds to then smoke us. But he notices one private doesn’t get down.

DS: Private why aren’t you pushing

Private: I’m a non trainer DS

DS: ok why?

Private: enuresis DS

DS: en…. What?! What the hell is that private

Private: I wet the bed DS

DS: hahahahaha ok private

And that’s how we found out someone was getting chaptered out for peeing the bed