Story #2282

I’m a Marine so my Drill Instructor said this not my Drill Sergeant, but it works. When I was at boot camp I was getting IT’d (Intensive Training) once and my kill hat stopped me while doing burpees, tells me to stand up and we just made this extremely awkward eye contact. Then out of nowhere he fuckihg says to me “You look like a used condom with eyeballs” and he just walked away.