Story #2303

It was the first day of actual basic training and we were going through the “introduction” classes. DS L and DS T were our drill sergeants that were in our face the most and made the biggest impression. Well some fucking guy decided that, DS L being black and DS T being Asian, that they both were just like Jackie chan and chris tucker in rush hour. So said fucking guy goes around making jokes about this the first week and a few other guys get in on it real big. The entire cycle passes by with this only being an inside joke in the platoon and the drill sergeants never knew about it. Flash forward to the end of the cycle during FTX 3, DS L somehow hears about it. And somehow 3 guys get singled out as the ones that started it. Well DS L was kind of fucking crazy and could come up with some of the most creative punishments ive ever heard of. So he has the entire platoon meet in the center of the “fob” that we were on and tells those 3 to go stand in the field in front of us. After some interrogation on his part they admit that they were the ones that started it. DS L then gives a 10 min block of instruction on how to a dance while singing “what is he good for” like Jackie chan did. He then had them do that for god knows how long. Long enough for them to be drenched in sweat in the FT sill heat. Then he suddenly snapped and sent all of us in our tents and just smoked the shit out of these 3 idiots till dinner chow which was like 2 hours away. To this day it was by far the most creative punishment ive ever seen.