Story #2308

This story did not happen in basic but during CQ in Korea.

Our top was a former drill, short black guy but looked mean as fuck. His BDUs just radiated excellence and at times booze. This guy was beyond the standard and in Korea lived his life in a alcoholic haze. And by God we admired that man.

Well during that time we had a couple shit bags who fucked up and got some UCMJ. (Probably for stiffing ajumma). Back in the day extra duty was no joke. You did some fucked up tasks till midnight. Well our top came stumbling in from a drunken stupor. Started yelling at why extra duty wasn’t mowing the grass.

Well SGT O, the nco in charge of CQ, replied, “Well first sergeant, it is dark outside now and the mower and weed Wacker is broke.”

Top just fucking lost it. “Well sgt, have you ever been fucked in the ass?”

Sgt O, “no top I have not.”

Top screams, “well that’s what I feel you did to me, fuck me right in the ass, cause these shit heads are not doing anything. I ll tell ya what sgt, I am gonna fuck you in the ass with my big black cock.” You wanna get fucked in the ass now sgt with a 12 in dick?”

Mean while my ass as a runner tried to hide. Cause I thought Top was serious.

Top continued to ramble on about other shit, and told Sgt O to go have me get some scissors and a ruler. I come back with the items requested and top explained his instructions that extra duty will cut the grass with a scissors and measure that shit. If not he will come back and fuck sgt o in the ass.

As he left he said, ” do not fuck with me, only two mother Fuckers in this world wear diamonds. Motha fuckin drill sergeants and motha fucking first sergeants. I am that bad ass.”

Well top left and extra duty went to work edging the grass with scissors. From that point on I never wanted to fuck up in the army. But knew if I wasn’t drunk in Korea in would be frowned upon.