Story #2309

Ds l always told us stories. We always knew it was coming from one single phrase. “No shit there I was.”

One story went like this. “No shit there I was. We were in Afghanistan and we had to clear a suspicious house. Well we cleared it and all, killed like 4 people and secured a lot of weapons and explosives. Well for some reason my squad leader thought it would be a good idea to throw 2 grenades into the house. So I knew some bad shit was about to go down so I stood back and prepped a smoke grenade. Well they throw the 2 grenade in and when the first one exploded it blew the second one out going off on my squad leader. I tossed the smoke and thought to myself, ‘told you you dumbasses’. So the moral of this story prites is, don’t do dumb shit. It could get you killed.”