Story #4165

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red phase. They had our battery all together for SHARP training, 230ish of us. Our DS, DS M, asked for a dirty joke so we had an example of what not to say. Some dumb dicks said some sh*t about how PT made them sexy and people kept saying the same joke and our DS was getting pissed.

So finally I said fck it no one else had the balls to say stupid sht. I was known for saying stupid sh*t in my bay. You heard ignorance in a southern drawl it was me. So I get up and hollar out, “DS why did the farmer cross the road?”.

He asked why

I hollar back, “because his dick was stuck in the chicken!”.

Everyone died laughing including the DS and I sat back down and we went on with our sharp training