Story #4271

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It was day one of training week one at MCRDPI. We had been “introduced” to our DIs and needless to say we were scared shitless. During the barrage of flying footlockers, racks being destroyed and us trying to do anything right the DIs get us on the line and start going over how worthless we are and how badass the Marine Corps is.

Our hard ass DI, DI SSg P, starts laying into this one kid, recruit E. I guess that after that recruit E wanted to show SSg P how badass he was. So we’re still there on the line and the DIs are going nuts screaming at everyone and I look over and recruit E has pissed himself.

The DIs notice and run over and start laying into him, asking what the hell he is thinking. Recruit E says, “he had to make a head call but didn’t want to look weak.” The DIs lay into him some more before making him change skivies and trousers but not before introducing us all to the pit and smoking us for 20 minutes, recruit E and his pissy trousers included.