Story #4270

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While I was in Charlie. we had some smoke sessions but none as crazy as this. So one day we’re out at the BTT2 range conducting live fire battle buddy movement drills. Well we had this Spc that was from Ghana who had a tendency to fall asleep in the war bay and had earned a reputation for being complacent. We had all (jokingly) bet that something bad might happened at BTT2 with him so we all steered clear when it came time to find partners.

Well low and behold something bad did happen. While Spc Ghana and Pvt. V were conducting BTT2, Spc Ghana got up and moved to the next barrier which at the time had Pvt V at it. While moving Spc Ghana had his weapon oriented muzzle pointed square at Pvt V. Not only was his muzzle oriented at his BB but his weapon was on fire, loaded, round chambered, and his finger was on the trigger.

Needless to say the DS’ lost their minds. They descended on Spc Ghana and began the verbal barrage. What does Spc Ghana do? He begins to laugh thinking its all a joke, and that is when time ended and the infernal rage of the DS’ showed itself. That incident got him sent straight to the recycling bin.

Then another Pvt not 20 minutes later pulled some other crazy crap. Instead of ceasing fire, then stepping back from the barrier and moving to the next barrier this Space Cadet oriented his weapon up and right, which just happened to be where DS P was standing. Pvt Space Cadet pointed his loaded weapon 3 in from DS P’s face. Again needless to say he got smoked until the end of time.

That is just two of a treasure trove of f*ckery that occured. DS P had Pvt Space Cadet inch worming around the barracks for 3 days.