Story #4266

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Six weeks in basic and pvt b has been getting us smoked since day 1 .after being in the field all day and getting smoked because of pvt b we decided it was time for him to get his .so we start and it gets broken up before anything good happens by ds c.he comes in and while he is smoking us decides to tell us that if anyone tries to beat pvt b’s ass that he will take it as a direct threat to him.

and he will do to us what we did to pvt b. and if we wanted to mess with Pvt b we would have to get creative . Ds c was as large of a man as you could be .he was huge being an ex collegiate running back and we didn’t want to deal with him. So we got creative .

every night at about midnight we knew pvt b wakes up and takes a sip of water from his camel back.but before every one went to bed 3 other pvts pissed in his camel back .after that 3 others blew a load in his pc.

So knowing what was done I stayed awake waiting .finally movement pvt.b wakes up and takes the three biggest sips you could have possibly taken as I am laying there trying to hold back my laughter and not give it away .

fast forward to after pt for first formation getting ready he takes his pc off but only one thing it is clinging to about 50 hairs on his head again not trying to give it away .

That was my favorite memory of basic