Story #2293

Benning 2008. So we’re getting closer to graduation and were in our first night of FTX. The DSs gather us around and inform us that we will have guard duty. They instruct us to tell anyone we see walking around at night to identify themselves even if it’s them.

Pvt. N “stop identify yourself!

DS. ” I’m gonna identify your ball sack with my fist.”

Pvt.P “freeze mother fucker”

Cpt “how about sir” then a ton of random cursing. In Pvt.P’s defense it was extremely dark.

Me.”stop identify yourself .”

DS.M “go fuck yourself faggot.”