Story #2298
Soo i was sitting by the CQ desk, waiting for the serveant to fome and get the soldiers for sick call and everyone was running out to formation for pt and all of the sergeants are at the desk. So as im waiting the sergeants are yelling at soldiers that they are late and getting on to people about their uniform. And then theres sergeant G. She was going off on everyone….i told her goodmorning and she said “goodmorning or whatever” lol…..then she sees a soldier with his hands in his pockets….(bless his soul)…then sergeant G. Yells at him saying “SOLDIER!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS I WILL SNATCH THEM FROM YOUR BODY!!!!”….i died laughing….to this day that is probably the best string of words i have ever heard.