Story #2300

First I would like to thank my recruiter for getting me to join the Army. What he seen in me was a skinny ass 5’4″ 118 lb kid that would have to pay to lose his virginity. Yes that was me. Recruiter told me everything I wanted to hear, I would get pussy I would get big and strong and learn not to be a pussy.

Well during basic I just wanted to fit in. Not be a pussy. Like every fucking cycle, you have people from all over. Some that acted hard and some who did not. Drills told us there may be some fighting amongst us and if that shit happend keep it below the neck. They did not want to paper work.

Well it was probably around week 7 and there was this guy who would not shut the fuck up. Here I am tiny as shit and was telling some battles that I wish this guy would get his ass kicked.

Well surprise surprise, I was the guy who stepped up to him through word of mouth of other battles that I wanted to fight him.

So we ended up fighting. Did not want to look like a pussy. I got beat. Big fucking knot on my head. Well DS A, a MP called us into the office. I thought we were fucked. He just cussed our asses out and was like shit pvt m, look at that shit. Does that look like below the fucking neck? He ended up dismissing us and since I lost I got stuck on KP. Was serving food And the colonel came in..looked at me and my fucking knot and started laughing. He said, “damn private, fucking doors just come out of know where huh?”

Well now almost 16 years later and still in the Army, I think about that day and how pussified the Army is now. Damn I wish I can just take soldiers out in the back and beat the shit out of them. Anyways there is my rambling story from basic.

Oh I am thankful for joining, finding out what a real brother is, and for all the pussy I crushed all over the world.