Story #4142

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So I got a boot camp story for you guys. In 2005 at MCRD San Diego. We had one drill instructor who was over the top even for drill instructors. This guy eventually got dropped and restricted due to physically abusing recruits.

SSgt H I’ll call him. Well one day during our nightly inspection I had to fart. And I mean I had to, and I knew it was going to be a loud and ugly one. So I wait till drill instructor SSgt H was right in front of me and I just let it go. I put everything I had into it and it payed off.

It was so loud and rank he immediately stopped and started screaming at me until he smelled it. He jumped back about 6 feet in a single leap, forced 8 of us onto the quarterdeck and smoked us all. Everyone was laughing so hard we couldn’t keep any bearing whatsoever while he was smoking us.

It was totally worth it